• Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
• Me: That information is confidential.

My boyfriend and I have an adorable game where I pretend to be ‘just a big fan’ of his acting and he pretends that he doesn’t know I exist. 

 You can’t even talk because you’re like:

and your friends are like:

How I know that I'm not Tumblr Famous: 

• Me: Ask me questions please c:
• My followers: lol no.
• Tumblr famous person: Ask me questions bitches
• Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE

canadian-problems:

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When the teacher says “Partner up!” and you look at your friend but your friend looks at someone else. 

I’m suddenly realizing that my life basically consists of one obsession after another.  

I’ve seriously dreamt about being late to school 3 or 4 times in the past couple of years. LOL. 

When you see a funny post on Tumblr. 

You sit there and laugh to yourself like

While other people in the room look at you like

More Laughs and Quotes Here.

I was a normal fan. Then I found Tumblr.